Latest Very Funny Hindi Jokes & SMS

Teacher : Tum Padhne me Dhyan kyu Nahi dete Ho?

Student : Kyuki Padhayi Sirf 2 Bajeh Se Ki Jati Hai…

Pehla : Dar Se

Dusra : Sonk Se

Or bina Bajah Se Sonk Hum Rakhte Nahi or Darte to Hum Kisi Se Baap se bhi Nahi.

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Teacher : “ Class Me Ladayi Kyu Nahi Karni Chahiye..? ”

Santa : “ Kyuki Pta Nahi Exam me Kab kiske Piche Baithna Pad Jaye..

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School Me Ek Din Teacher Santa Se : Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banoge ?

Santa : Mam, Main Bada Hokar CA Banuga, Sabhi MahaNagaro me Mera Business Chalega, Hmesha Havayi Yatra Karuga,

Hamesha 5 Star hotal me thahrunga, Hamesha 10 Noker mere asspass Rakhenge,

Mere Pass Sabse Mehngi Car hoggi, Mere pass sabse mehnge….

Teacher : Bas Santa Bas!!

Bacho ap sab ko itne lamba Answer dene ki Jrurt nahi hai, Sirf ek line me Answer do..

.. Acha Pinki tum batayo Tum Badi Hokar Kya Banogi ?

Pinki : Santa Ki Patni.

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Teacher : Main jo bhi puchu Uska Answer Ftafat dena.

Santa : Ji Sir.

Teacher : India Ki Rajdhani Batayo ?

Santa : Ftafat.

Teacher Abhi tak Santa ko maar rha hai.

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Teacher : Agar Tumhara Best Friend or Girlfriend Dono doob rahe ho to tum Pahle kisko Bachayoge..

Student : Doob jane do sallo ko…………. Akhir wo dono ek sath kar kya rahe the ?

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3^rd Class Ka Student ( Teacher Se ) : Madam mai Apko Kaisa Lagta hun ??

Madam : So Sweet…

Student : To main Apne Mummy Papa Ko Kab beju Apke Ghar ??

Madam : Kyun ?

Student : Baat Agge Badaane ke liye…..!

Madam : Yeh kya Bakwas hai ??

Student : Tuition ke liye…!

Kya Madam Aap bhi na…. Kasam se What’s App Padh-Padh kar vigad Gayi ho…