Mummy : Tu Apne Ball Kyu Nahi Katwata ?
Beta : Mummy Yeh Fashion hai !!
Mummy : Nalayak, Kal teri badi Bahan Ko Ladke wale dekhne wale aye the,
Wo tere ko Pasand Kar Gye !!! ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Pappu Police Station Report Likhbane Gya..
Inspector Pappu Se : Hanji Btayie Kya Problem Apki.
Pappu Inspector Se : Sir, Meri Girlfriend Gum Gyi hai Wo mil Nahi Rahi.
Inspector Pappu Se : Kitni Der Ho Gyi Apki Girlfriend ko Gum Hue ?
Pappu Inspector Se : Sir Bachpan Se!!! ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Patni Pati Se : Muje Lagta hai Main Ab Or Nahi Jiyugi Mar Jayugi..!
Pati Patni Se : Muje Lagta hai main vi Mar Jayuga..!
Patni Pati Se : Main to Marugi Kyuki Main Bimar hun,
Magar Tumko Kya hain..!
Pati Patni Se : Mere se Itni Khushi Bardast Nahi ho payegi..!! ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Santa Banta Se : Agar Tuje 2 Lakiya Propose kre, To tu konsi Ladki ke Sath Shadi Krega..!
Banta Santa Se : Main Un dono ki kusti karwayuga, or Jo vi us me haregi main Usse Shadi Kar lunga..!
Santa Banta Se : Harne Wale Se Kyu ?
Banta Santa Se : Kyuki Harne Wali Muje Shadi ke Badh Kam pitegi..!! ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
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Maa Bete Se : Tum Apni Dadi Ji ke Birthday Par Unhe Kya Gift Karoge..!
Beta Maa Se : Main Unhe Football Gift Karuga..!
Maa Bete Se : Beta, Dadi Football Ka kya Karengi Is Umar me..!
Beta Maa Se : Dadi Ne vi to Mere Birthday Par Muje Bhagwat Geeta Gift di thi..!
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